Just in for a stroll ...

[dmallory]

*a gentleman in a dusty gray uniform, sporting a beard to match, strides into the tavern*

What's this? A party? Why wasn't Ah invahted?

*looks around at the mess being made by the Rebel invaders and sighs*

Ah really intended to teach these boys some mannahs befo' allowin' them to visit this fine establishment. Ah see they left a table upright...

*corrects the obvious oversight and flips the table upside down*

Theah. That's bettah.

Right nice place y'all got heah!

*doffs his cap, takes a sip of whiskey from the counter, and saunters back out*

[rehartwig]

Gen. Mallory, I presume. Surely you know that proper manners and ettiquette require a signature to be included in your message. Or perhaps you are resigning your commission in that "organization" that considers itself an Army to join the Union Army? If so, welcome!