Three Rebel Officers crossed the Line Parlez-vous

[sstiles]

Three Rebel Officers crossed the Line*,
Parlez-vous
Three Rebel Officers crossed the Line*,
Parlez-vous
Three Rebel Officers crossed the Line
To kiss the women and drink the wine,
Chorus: Hinky-dinky parlez-vous.

They came across a wayside Inn,
Parlez-vous
They came across a wayside Inn,
Parlez-vous
They came across a wayside Inn,
Pissed on the mat and walked right in,
Chorus: Hinky-dinky parlez-vous.

The rest of this song is sung silently to protect the sensitivites of the listeners.
* Line = Mason Dixon Line

[rehartwig]

Rebs! We have indoor plumbing up here. The restrooms are right over there and don't eat the big pink breath mints.