Annual Tavern Inspection

[cameronm]

Gents I have arrived to do my annual inspection of the Eagles Lerch, and as usual it does not disappoint - it is still a bastion of propriety and poor taste. An inspection of the bar has reveled an appalling state of affairs' - the bar is stocked with chilled milk, a selection of herbal teas, 2000 bottle of Sarsaparilla (labeled "Hands off property of Gen Meyer) and a selection of Zero alcohol beers Now cause you's boys is yanks I would not normally be willing to help, but the situation in my view is so dire that I have sent for an emergency supply of high octane booze and the CSA Tactical Drinking Squad. So standby to welcome boarders!

[Joe Meyer]

All AotT officers are reminded to ignore the babbling of this particular CSA officer, who feels it his duty to freely sample everything in a bottle or cask simply because it is there. It is not that he actually means to be such a pest; he just cannot help himself from savoring the refined side of life.

[cameronm]

Being drunk does cause me to babble I will admit. However the CSA Tactical Drinking team has arrived to give this dump some love, so I will be now join them in our first assault on the bar

[Joe Meyer]

Oh, Good Lord! An Easter drinker!