YOU MIGHT BE A REBEL IF:

Post by **David Martin** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:51 pm

Gentlemen of the Union Army:{salute}

It just has occured to me that you might be a Rebel if you come to a fork in the road - and take it.

You might be a Rebel if service in the Confederate Army regularly allows you to count to 20.

Come on guys what da ya say!?!

Lt. Martin {salute}

Post by **David Martin** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:17 pm

Come on men!

You might be a Rebel if you go to the zoo - with recipes

Lt. Martin

Joe Meyer · Post by **Joe Meyer** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:32 pm

I've have enough of being a Rebel each time I put on their rags in a maneuver game! In fact, I've never had the itch to be a Rebel in this club, having been taught the finer points of honorable conduct by General Danner! It is General Danner, of course, who holds such successful sway over the boys in gray in virtually every contest he enters! There are many fine gentlemen who align themselves across from us on the Mason Dixon Line, but they are all unfortunately misdirected by the rabble rousing fire eaters! Besides that, virtually all of their women either smoke pipes or chew 'bacci!

Post by **David Martin** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:27 pm

Yes sir, your point is well taken.

But, you might be a Rebel if you love all animals - cause they’re delicious.

Or you might be a Rebel if a tornado hits your town and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.

Respectfully,

Lt. Martin

Joe Meyer · Post by **Joe Meyer** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:14 pm

OK, I'd be a Rebel if Nancy Pelosi wore a bikini to her next press conference!

Post by **David Martin** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:18 pm

Joe Meyer wrote:OK, I'd be a Rebel if Nancy Pelosi wore a bikini to her next press conference!

Post by **David Martin** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:22 pm

General Meyer Sir: {salute}

Are we the only officers who use this forum???

By the way, you might be a rebel if you plan your service in the Army around football season.

And you might be a Rebel if “Hey, y’all watch this!” were the last words of most of your family members.

Respectfully,

Lt. Martin

Post by **David Martin** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:36 pm

Come on Gentlemen!!! Lets have some FUN!!!

You might be a rebel if you know “fix” is a verb, as in “Im’am fixin’ to go to Gettysburg and get me some shoes”

Lt. Martin

Target1221 · Post by **Target1221** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:28 am

You might be a Yankee if you think Rebels are uneducated!

We are as intelligentical as any Yankees!

Now... I know how to kill any thread...

ahum... my violin please.... prepare to watch this place empty.

(looks around)

and that shouldn't take long.

This is a little something my man Rochester and I wrote on our last trip to New Orleans.

Ol' man river,
Dat ol' man river
He mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
He jes'keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along.

He don' plant taters,
He don't plant cotton,
An' dem dat plants'em
is soon forgotten,
But ol'man river,
He jes keeps rollin'along.

Well... that cleared them out. Yankees just dont know good music when they hear it.

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