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Not on Leave

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:23 am
by cameronm
Hi team, just thought I would tell ya all that I am not on leave, as the evils of unionism never sleep and taverns are always in need of raiding.

Lieutenant General Cam McOmish
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AoA
CSA

Equal Opportunity Tavern Raider

Re: Not on Leave

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:23 pm
by Joe Meyer
I thought I heard someone tromping around out there, and it turns out that I was right! It's that old rascal Cameron McOmish again, clinking all the glasses on the bar and turning the cuspidors all upside down! And there's no mistaking that broken-down, old mule outside that he has dressed out as some sort of parade animal and insists upon calling a horse! Give him his usual drink, barkeep,...a double shot, and then have the provosts keep him away from the login window! Oh, he'll sit there if he's allowed and try darned near everything he can think of in the way of slipping in behind the screen and peeking at what's going on in there.

Last time he was here I think he finally just nodded off in the corner listening to the piano. Would have probably slept there all night if'n that mule of his hadn't put up a ruckus outside at feed'in time!

Re: Not on Leave

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:00 am
by nsimms
Gen Meyer, you're an observant ol' cuss. I ain't never been able to tell the difference between Gen McOmish and his mule as they not only look alike but eat and drink the same things as well. I've even noticed the mule from time to time tying up Gen McOmish to the hitching post outside and the mule coming in to the bar.

Re: Not on Leave

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:17 pm
by Joe Meyer
Well that would explain those large scratches in the brass foot rest!

Re: Not on Leave

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:55 pm
by cameronm
Gents mock me if you must, but you will only realise too late that my persona is but camouflage for my diabolical plan to ruin the Union. I am over half way to drinking the Union dry, and you will not stop me finishing the other half. Once the union is dry there will be rioting in the streets, angst in the home and pestilence on the farm. And then the Union will crumble as sure as the rotting edifice that it truly is - (evil laugh - ha ha ha ha ha) :lol: :twisted:


Lieutenant General Cam McOmish
1/1/1
AoA
CSA

Tavern Raiding Specialist

Re: Not on Leave

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:53 pm
by Joe Meyer
GOOD LORD! I BELIEVE THE MAN COULD ACTUALLY PULL THAT OFF! :shock: