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Not on Leave

Postby cameronm » Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:23 am

Hi team, just thought I would tell ya all that I am not on leave, as the evils of unionism never sleep and taverns are always in need of raiding.

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Re: Not on Leave

Postby Joe Meyer » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:23 pm

I thought I heard someone tromping around out there, and it turns out that I was right! It's that old rascal Cameron McOmish again, clinking all the glasses on the bar and turning the cuspidors all upside down! And there's no mistaking that broken-down, old mule outside that he has dressed out as some sort of parade animal and insists upon calling a horse! Give him his usual drink, barkeep,...a double shot, and then have the provosts keep him away from the login window! Oh, he'll sit there if he's allowed and try darned near everything he can think of in the way of slipping in behind the screen and peeking at what's going on in there.

Last time he was here I think he finally just nodded off in the corner listening to the piano. Would have probably slept there all night if'n that mule of his hadn't put up a ruckus outside at feed'in time!
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Re: Not on Leave

Postby nsimms » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:00 am

Gen Meyer, you're an observant ol' cuss. I ain't never been able to tell the difference between Gen McOmish and his mule as they not only look alike but eat and drink the same things as well. I've even noticed the mule from time to time tying up Gen McOmish to the hitching post outside and the mule coming in to the bar.
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Re: Not on Leave

Postby Joe Meyer » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:17 pm

Well that would explain those large scratches in the brass foot rest!
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Re: Not on Leave

Postby cameronm » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:55 pm

Gents mock me if you must, but you will only realise too late that my persona is but camouflage for my diabolical plan to ruin the Union. I am over half way to drinking the Union dry, and you will not stop me finishing the other half. Once the union is dry there will be rioting in the streets, angst in the home and pestilence on the farm. And then the Union will crumble as sure as the rotting edifice that it truly is - (evil laugh - ha ha ha ha ha) :lol: :twisted:


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Re: Not on Leave

Postby Joe Meyer » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:53 pm

GOOD LORD! I BELIEVE THE MAN COULD ACTUALLY PULL THAT OFF! :shock:
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