ACWGC UNION ARMY HEADQUARTERS FORUM

Well, I'm just mindin' my own business, leavin' y'all some notes & loves letters from your CSA buddies....and I look by the door and in walk Lieutenant Colonel Sickbert & Hecht.....some of my old huntin' buddies!!

Fellers, don't y'all got somethin' better to be tending to tonight!!

I mean, I keep tellin' ya'll there's a party we're havin' in the Bayou, but ain't none of you boys botherin' to show up! Now, I got free rein tonight, cause the Misses, we'll she's at work takin' care of the sick folk and she told me to behave my self tonight....so I thought I couldn' get in any trouble payin' ya'll a visit....

Gen. Ludwig, Gen. Ludwig (shakes head disapprovingly). Sir, you are stumbling about on the Parade Ground. I know you have lost your hat and you think you can find it here but you will just end up being tramped on by the Blues a marching. Come with me sir, that's it, that's it, this way. We are going over to the Gettysburg Arms where we can set you in a corner against the wall. As soon as you have regained yourself we'll bring your horse around and point you in the right direction that you can get back in the field.

My men are resting on their arms wondering what the heck is happening off on your side of the line. You make it difficult to send you and yours a packing when you keep wandering off the battleground mumbling about free parties, huntin booties and love letters and reigning in the buy you's with the Missus and such.

And when General Ludwig is clear enough to ride back, my division will escort him south but to make sure he stays there I'm afraid we have to burn any distillery and brothel south of the MD line.

Haha, I thank you fellars for gettin' me back safe......I think it'll be a dry weekend this weekend, or so says President Davis....