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A Union Army to Change Sides!!

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:03 am
by cameronm
Gents I am not one to gossip but I have it on good authority that one of the Union Armies is in talks to change over to the side of the righteous (for those who did not know it is the CSA). However my inside man tells me that the talks are not going well as the Union demands are considered either unreasonable or outright impossible e.g.

• 15XL size uniforms
• Only fighting two days a week
• Warm milk before they go to bed
• Not walking too far to any battle
• Officers cannot talk to them in a gruff manner
• A mobile Dunkin Donuts van for each brigade (hell I did not think that Dunkin Donuts was around in the 1860s)

Dang if I had my way we would send them packing back to Team Blue, but President Davis is a nice man and the talks continue.

Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:24 am
by Scott Ludwig
I think the Foodtruck has arrived:

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:lol:

Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:04 pm
by C. Hecht
I'm sure we could ease the burden of our demands.
Instead of wasting firewood to heat up the milk we could agree to breastfed the army, should be warm enough right from the source. :lol:
:? (。 ㅅ 。) :shock:
:mrgreen:

Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:54 pm
by Joe Meyer
I believe that Col. Hecht may be on to something there!

Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:17 pm
by Scott Ludwig
8-) :D

There are not ones big enough in the world to smother him from talking!! :lol:

Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:15 pm
by C. Hecht
Scott Ludwig wrote:8-) :D

There are not ones big enough in the world to smother him from talking!! :lol:
Yes and that is really pity. :mrgreen: