A Union Army to Change Sides!!
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:03 am
Gents I am not one to gossip but I have it on good authority that one of the Union Armies is in talks to change over to the side of the righteous (for those who did not know it is the CSA). However my inside man tells me that the talks are not going well as the Union demands are considered either unreasonable or outright impossible e.g.
• 15XL size uniforms
• Only fighting two days a week
• Warm milk before they go to bed
• Not walking too far to any battle
• Officers cannot talk to them in a gruff manner
• A mobile Dunkin Donuts van for each brigade (hell I did not think that Dunkin Donuts was around in the 1860s)
Dang if I had my way we would send them packing back to Team Blue, but President Davis is a nice man and the talks continue.
• 15XL size uniforms
• Only fighting two days a week
• Warm milk before they go to bed
• Not walking too far to any battle
• Officers cannot talk to them in a gruff manner
• A mobile Dunkin Donuts van for each brigade (hell I did not think that Dunkin Donuts was around in the 1860s)
Dang if I had my way we would send them packing back to Team Blue, but President Davis is a nice man and the talks continue.