Gents I am not one to gossip but I have it on good authority that one of the Union Armies is in talks to change over to the side of the righteous (for those who did not know it is the CSA). However my inside man tells me that the talks are not going well as the Union demands are considered either unreasonable or outright impossible e.g.
• 15XL size uniforms
• Only fighting two days a week
• Warm milk before they go to bed
• Not walking too far to any battle
• Officers cannot talk to them in a gruff manner
• A mobile Dunkin Donuts van for each brigade (hell I did not think that Dunkin Donuts was around in the 1860s)
Dang if I had my way we would send them packing back to Team Blue, but President Davis is a nice man and the talks continue.
A Union Army to Change Sides!!
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A Union Army to Change Sides!!
Gen Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteers Brigade
Patrick R. Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corp
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Confederate Army of Tennessee
CSA
Georgia State Volunteers Brigade
Patrick R. Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corp
(1/1/1)
Confederate Army of Tennessee
CSA
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Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!
I think the Foodtruck has arrived:
General Scott Ludwig
Commanding Officer & Chief of the Armies (CoA) of the Confederate States of America (CSA)
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Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!
I'm sure we could ease the burden of our demands.
Instead of wasting firewood to heat up the milk we could agree to breastfed the army, should be warm enough right from the source.
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Instead of wasting firewood to heat up the milk we could agree to breastfed the army, should be warm enough right from the source.
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Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!
I believe that Col. Hecht may be on to something there!
General Jos. C. Meyer,
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Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!
There are not ones big enough in the world to smother him from talking!!
General Scott Ludwig
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Re: A Union Army to Change Sides!!
Yes and that is really pity.Scott Ludwig wrote:
There are not ones big enough in the world to smother him from talking!!