Official ACWGC Union Army General rank promotion announcements, command appointments and UA awards are made on the Parade Ground. The Mess Tent serves as a casual place for all club members to socialize, drink or have a meal, as long as they spend Yankee dollars! And, as much as we like to accommodate our Southron brethren, they will not be able to vote in any polls held here, or gain access to the restricted areas.
I have the honor to report on the conclusion of the fabulously successful Deep South Beer and Oyster Raid conducted by elements of V Corps undertaken this very evening. Under the tactical command of the ever resourceful Col. Dave Stotsenburgh, and semi-ably assisted by Maj. Gen. Deano Martin, our ever diligent and hard working troops report the successful capture of some five and a half dozen Rebel bivalve mollusks. Somewhat regrettably there was also significant collateral damage to a local institution known as the Abita Brewery.
All the raiders are safely back in their bivouac, recovering from the extreme exertion of this most successful if somewhat excessive exercise in power projection. You will be kept informed regarding future Deep South B & O Raids should you wish to partake in this most convivial of ACWGC attacks.
Respectfully Submitted,
Deano
Lieutenant General David Martin
First Brigade
First Division
First Corps
Army of the Potomac
My compliments to these intrepid raiders from the AotP! Northern stocks of bivalve mollusks were running extremely low and these five and a half dozen will go far in supporting our war effort.
General Jos. C. Meyer,
Union Army Chief of Staff
Commander, Army of the Shenandoah (2011-2014 UA GinC)
