This Union facility voted the worst dump north of the MDL

[cameronm]

Yep Gents this place has again been voted (via random poll) to be the worst dump north of the MDL. I believe in full disclosure so you don't think that the poll was rigged. A random telegraph poll was conducted of male voters who live south of the MDL and to be super fair we further restricted the poll to serving CSA officers.

[Joe Meyer]

Well, there you have it! Another fine example of Southern "horse sense!"

[cameronm]

Horses were not allowed to vote in the poll, if they had the result could have been a lot worse

[Joe Meyer]

But Cam, horses can't actually vote...they can only neigh in!

Now tell us the truth! You were put up to this by Nick Kunz who wrote you a script to read here, weren't you? And for your troubles he promised you a case of that Washington State non-alcoholic O'Doul's to help you with your problem, didn't he?

A telegraph poll, indeed!