CSA Officers Standard of Dress in Union Taverns

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CSA Officers Standard of Dress in Union Taverns

Postby cameronm » Sat May 03, 2014 7:23 pm

Gents Gen Meyer has complained to our CoA that CSA Officers visiting union taverns are taking all their women folk, due to that fact that 99.5% of all CSA officers are dashingly handsome and very well dressed. So henceforth all CSA officers are not to bathe for the six weeks prior to a tavern visit, they must wear very thick glasses, not wear underclothes, their uniforms must be at least one size to small or large. It is not expected that these measures will be very effective, but for the sake of good relations in the taverns it is worth a shot said the CSA CoA
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Re: CSA Officers Standard of Dress in Union Taverns

Postby koch46 » Sun May 04, 2014 4:06 am

"So henceforth all CSA officers are not to bathe for the six weeks prior to a tavern visit, they must wear very thick glasses, not wear underclothes, their uniforms must be at least one size to small or large"

This is a change from current standards?
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