Tavern Inspection and Testing

[cameronm]

Gents I have been sent by the CSA Inspector General of Taverns to give this place the once over. Not a lot of action at the bar, the beer is off and the range of spirits is a single option - Moose brand fire water (2% alcohol). However there is an extensive range of soda's and flavoured milk? This inspection is not going well

[cameronm]

Well it has been two years and the place is still very underwhelming. A large range of low and no alcohol beers. Is there an upper age limit of 21? Now if you boys can handle a full strength brew then drop by the Vicksburg Arms Tavern and we can do some training