The Deep South B & O Raid
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:30 pm
Brethren of our Beloved Army of the Potomac:
Greetings,
I have the honor to report on the conclusion of the fabulously successful Deep South Beer and Oyster Raid conducted by elements of V Corps undertaken this very evening. Under the tactical command of the ever resourceful Col. Dave Stotsenburgh, and semi-ably assisted by Maj. Gen. Deano Martin, our ever diligent and hard working troops report the successful capture of some five and a half dozen Rebel bivalve mollusks. Somewhat regrettably there was also significant collateral damage to a local institution known as the Abita Brewery.
All the raiders are safely back in their bivouac, recovering from the extreme exertion of this most successful if somewhat excessive exercise in power projection. You will be kept informed regarding future Deep South B & O Raids should you wish to partake in this most convivial of ACWGC attacks.
Respectfully Submitted,
Deano
Greetings,
I have the honor to report on the conclusion of the fabulously successful Deep South Beer and Oyster Raid conducted by elements of V Corps undertaken this very evening. Under the tactical command of the ever resourceful Col. Dave Stotsenburgh, and semi-ably assisted by Maj. Gen. Deano Martin, our ever diligent and hard working troops report the successful capture of some five and a half dozen Rebel bivalve mollusks. Somewhat regrettably there was also significant collateral damage to a local institution known as the Abita Brewery.
All the raiders are safely back in their bivouac, recovering from the extreme exertion of this most successful if somewhat excessive exercise in power projection. You will be kept informed regarding future Deep South B & O Raids should you wish to partake in this most convivial of ACWGC attacks.
Respectfully Submitted,
Deano