Welcome General Simms
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Welcome General Simms
Gentlemen, please welcome General Simms to the 3rd Brigade, 2nd Division, XIV Corps. His distingushed battle reputation is well known and we are honored to welcome him to our army. Drinks all around!
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Regards,
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Regards,
Lt General Kevin Killeen
XIV, AotC
XIV, AotC
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Re: Welcome General Simms
A warm welcome to you General Simms. I can think of no warmer welcome than to pour you a shot of very fine Red-Eye whiskey in your honor sir!
Salute!
Salute!
Maj Gen Mark van der Hagen
CO/2nd Deuce/XIV Corps/Army of the Cumberland
CO/2nd Deuce/XIV Corps/Army of the Cumberland
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Re: Welcome General Simms
A warm welcome Ned. It is an honour to have you in our army
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Re: Welcome General Simms
Gentlemen, raise your glasses to welcome General Simms to our illustrious ranks, though be sure to keep your free hand on your wallet with that galvanized Yankee in the bar.
General Mark Nelms
6/2/XIV/AoC "Blackhawk Brigade"
Union Military Academy Instructor
6/2/XIV/AoC "Blackhawk Brigade"
Union Military Academy Instructor
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Re: Welcome General Simms
Gentlemen: General Nelms has agreed to buy the drinks for General Ned's party and I fully agree. Mark and Ned have been buddies for years and it is only fitting that his friend buy the drinks and start the party. Welcome Ned and it is indeed an honor to have you with us.
General Dave Danner
Commanding Cumberland Rifles Division, XX Corps
Army of the Cumberland
S = √ 30 x d x f + - e
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Re: Welcome General Simms
Thank you gentlemen, and you too Mark! Sorry to take so long to arrive but I've lost two horses/computers and it's been difficult getting back on when you don't know which end is the mane and which end is ... not the mane. With the breath on this new horse, you can't necessarily judge by the smell!
I am proud to be a member of the Army of the Cumberland because this army kicks butt and takes names, particularly when facing the Confederate Army of the Mississippi. There is no greater joy (okay, so there is joining the Lord, and sex, and winning the lottery, and ... won't you give me some literary license here) than watching a Reb line running away as fast as they can with those dark brown spots visible on the seat of their pants ... I call that the Reb Splatter Retreat.
Since Gen Nelms has so graciously offered to buy all the drinks, then bartender fill me up and my horse needs the trough filled outside as well (that way I'll either be able to tell which end is what or discover that my horse has hemorrhoid problems).
I am proud to be a member of the Army of the Cumberland because this army kicks butt and takes names, particularly when facing the Confederate Army of the Mississippi. There is no greater joy (okay, so there is joining the Lord, and sex, and winning the lottery, and ... won't you give me some literary license here) than watching a Reb line running away as fast as they can with those dark brown spots visible on the seat of their pants ... I call that the Reb Splatter Retreat.
Since Gen Nelms has so graciously offered to buy all the drinks, then bartender fill me up and my horse needs the trough filled outside as well (that way I'll either be able to tell which end is what or discover that my horse has hemorrhoid problems).
Gen Ned Simms
1/1/XIV Corps/AotC
Blood 'n Guts hisself, a land lovin' pirate. Show me some arty tubes and we'll charge 'em.
1/1/XIV Corps/AotC
Blood 'n Guts hisself, a land lovin' pirate. Show me some arty tubes and we'll charge 'em.
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Re: Welcome General Simms
General Simms I think that you have been horribly misinformed about the AotC’s military prowess. After checking with the AotM I can confirm that the only butt being kicked and names taken are those officers of the AotC - sad I know. As for Reb’s running I would say that this may be due to the unions liberal use of alcohol and illicit drugs – if a Reb solider bares his rear end in your general direction it is meant as an insult and not a signal of retreat.
Since I spend some much time in this tavern dispensing valuable advice to AotC officers I have my own bar tab, which you are more than welcome to use - so cheers and welcome to the AotC Suh!
General Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteer Brigade
Mossiers Division
I Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Alabama
CSA
Making tavern raiding an art form since 1861
Since I spend some much time in this tavern dispensing valuable advice to AotC officers I have my own bar tab, which you are more than welcome to use - so cheers and welcome to the AotC Suh!
General Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteer Brigade
Mossiers Division
I Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Alabama
CSA
Making tavern raiding an art form since 1861
Gen Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteers Brigade
Patrick R. Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corp
(1/1/1)
Confederate Army of Tennessee
CSA
Georgia State Volunteers Brigade
Patrick R. Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corp
(1/1/1)
Confederate Army of Tennessee
CSA
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Re: Welcome General Simms
Welcome to the Army of the Cumberland!
General Derald Riggs
Union Army, Commanding
Union Army, Commanding