Free Tavern Assessment

[cameronm]

Gents, myself, General Gery Bastiani and Colonel Stewart Stiles currently provide a full assessment service for all ACWGC taverns. Given the fact that we are just a club this service is given free, apart from some minor use of tavern drinking facilities. We conduct a full blown action exercise on the tavern being assessed – testing the alcohol, the women, the bar staff, the BBQ and the sleeping quarters to the max. No stone or barrel will be left unturned. Full report and improvement plan provided, along with a free follow up assessment. The team are all certified with the Tavern Assessors League. So remember we can assess your tavern NOW – 24 hour service.

Lieutenant General Cam McOmish – Team Leader
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AOA
CSA

Equal Opportunity Tavern Raider Association

[Dirk Gross]

Just stopped by to look for McOmish. Nice place if you enjoy pink paint, flowery pillows, and coffee table books on interior design. Not quite my cup of tea - which, incidently, seems to be the only thing on the menu.

Brig. Gen. Blake Strickler
AotM Commander

This is just a facade. If you know the secret password, it gets you into the back room with the hard women and easy liquor, or something like that...

[nelmsm]

A free tavern assessment from the same folks who think Lee and Jackson were the greatest generals is obviously worth about as much as their paper money.